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[mayoraasei]

The fic I mentioned yesterday gets a plug all for itself.

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It's either the best written Harry Potter troll I've ever come across...or the girl has an amazing knack of making the most perfect spelling errors.

Apart from the girl "losing her virility" >_>

She was also "flattened" by Draco serenading her. Hagrid had to keep "shooting at" her to get her to go back to Hogwarts. And her friend, who has a nice body, "had big bobs". Being a "goffic" and a vampire, she tried to commit suicide by driving a "steak" through her heart. It didn't work, apparently.

And she also "speaks Japanese" ("hajimemashite...means how do you do in Jap"...LOL) And randomly punctuates people's deaths with "Kawai"...

Not to mention that people appear to cast their spells with a wonderful array of things...from wombs to wounds and in fact anything but wands.

LOL.

A good way to procrastinate XD

Comments

[kwis-148.livejournal.com]

ok, ive just read my first HP fan fic... and Hermoine and Snape got together?!!!

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Oh kwis, stay away from fanfics of any fandom that is big enough to be called a fandom >__>;

Do not go near Harry Potter fics except with a ten-metre long spork, and even then you need to wash out your eyes (and brain) afterwards.

Bad HP fics are the embodiment of all that is evil and sick ~~;;;;;;

As a side note, also stay away from Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Buffy and Angel fics. Also stay away from fics of any anime (or book or movie or TV show or band) that contains two or more good-looking (or nice or likeable or vaguely sexually active) guys.

Because even if they are firmly heterosexual, they'll end up screwing each other in 80% of fics ==;;;;;;;

[kwis-148.livejournal.com]

too late! i've already read through the entire fanfic for that story =P

neways, i dont usually read fanfics... i prefer the real story line!

[siu.livejournal.com]

read the 2 or 3 "chapters" soo sooooo funny~~~!!! XDXDXD

btw luna~ did you want a new chinese manga to work on~? (perferably something we already have, but doesn't need to be) andantes a joint so i can't do much about it atm... :/

let me know soon, ne?

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Hmm, after exams? ^^;;;

[siu.livejournal.com]

Hmm.... want to work on Andante after the exams? =) From chapter 4 and up. Kind of talked to the joint group so... o.o;

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Hmm, okay, I'll try.

[quothraven.livejournal.com]

losing her virility

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My god, that is just hilarious. I wonder if someone can be unintentionally this brilliant at satirising fanfics.

I so don't understand why fangirls feel compelled to add Japanese to a utterly non-Japanese-cultured setting

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Ah yeah, the Japanese popped up randomly in one of the later chapters, and I think it's an issue that the author noticed belatedly and wanted to troll.

I do think it's a troll ~~; No one can be this good at writing crappy fanfics XD

[siu.livejournal.com]

I think because she's just really young

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

"And randomly punctuates people's deaths with "Kawai"..." o__o||

fenglet, what are you doing reading such things? *faints*

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

But it is really funny! XD

[siu.livejournal.com]

I just checked this out again. Wow, she's getting a lot of reviews. Are they all complaints? =D The reviews are sooooo funny. Especially how much effect people place into them. Hehe.

[siu.livejournal.com]

*effort >_>;;; (not effect)

*goes off to kill self*