Reading fanfics again...

[mayoraasei]

1. Some astrophysicist please tell me how many years Harry would take to reach a space station (say, stationed at the edge of the solar system, just to be kind...) if he was flying his Firebolt at 85 miles an hour >___>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I do not want to know how he plans on passing those years...like...food...and toiletries....

2. What on earth is "infuriated acid green" supposed to be? >__>; What shade on earth is "acid green" eyes?? (Which acid? >_>)

3. Goodness, it's bad enough that Remus becomes Reamus (do NOT do NOT do NOT read into that)...now Severus has become Severs >__>;;;

4. Hot, even in the context of sexy hot, still only has one t.

5. Hermione would sooner put a pox spell on Draco than to go with him to a pub ==;

6. =__=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; .......You know...in all of these mpregs...where the baby actually comes to term...and they give birth...and you get graphic details of...the person "pushing"...Where the F@*%&#?!?!? is the baby coming out of?!?! Did they think the uterus is connected to the anus?! (And it is more likely that the...person would break their pelvis and the baby would die within them than...ARGH ARGH ARGH MY BRAIN JUST DIED) ...And after they gave birth (NO NO NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE), they would most likely be dead. Not grinning.

7. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP USING THE EXPRESSION "HER LEGS WENT ON FOR MILES"?!?!?!!? Where did this trend start?!?!?!? What the hell does that mean?!?!?!??!?!?! The only reaction people would give to a person whose legs went on for miles is "WHAT A BLOODY FREAK".

8. Hmm, although I have to admit, some of the fic lines that get sporked might just be the sporker's over-reaction. The lines may be very poetic, evoking a lot of romantic imagery, but that's not really a flaw. Especially if the line is spoken to flatter.


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Comments

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

oh fenglet.. *burns a couple of fanfics* there there, they're temporarily gone now :)

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

You know, to be really honest, I find immense amusement from reading these things (in their abridged form, of course. I would never be able to survive one in its glorious entirety).

I mean, the least these can do is make you feel insurmountably superior about your own writing abilities and intelligence MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...Yes.

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

And how long would Harry take, travelling at 85 miles an hour? Oo;

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Apparently, travelling at 85 miles/hour, it would take Harry 124 years to get to the Sun from Earth.

Hmmmmmmm.................

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

if he travelled in a straight line, right? XD

"You know, to be really honest, I find immense amusement from reading these things"

lol, that's the same reason I find watching today tonight and commercials amusing :D!

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Ah, I used to do that too XD Until I decided even the sense of superiority didn't compensate for the waste of my life >_>;;

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

LOL! I haven't come to that stage of enlightenment yet.. *grin* I'm getting there though.. one day...

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

it's ok, harry can do anything. *pretends to sigh and act fangirl-ish* ;D

[quothraven.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is... why would anyone find 'infuriated acid green' eyes appealing? O_o...

HP fanfics... what can I say... they were the best of times, they were the worst of times, and they did make a dent in my life and you can't completely escape from it. Although I've pretty much stopped reading them

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know why they think "legs that went on for miles" was appealing too >__>;

[quothraven.livejournal.com]

lol.. well that's probably an extreme exaggeration for long legs, which taken as a metaphor I can sort understand. Even if it's a silly over-used cliche

When would acid green EVER be appealing? In ANY context? O____o... dude, there's gotta be more adjectives out there

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

did they mention whether one leg went on for more miles than the other? :D

*imagines someone with a 7 mile right leg and a 15 mile left leg*

[nunuunuuu.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!

The "infuriated acid green" was particularly funny. It seems even inanimate objects get sterotyped, LOL! Somehow, people who don't know a thing about acids think all acids are green XD.