AKFs have l33t observations skills
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mayoraaseiWe are betting that heads rolled when the BTR photobook was published.
Publishing 200000 copies or whatever of Jin laughing and leaning forward to talk to Kame...*gasp* *shock* *horror* How dare they destroy 5 years of Aka/Kame bitchassness so perfectly maintained that even Kimura thinks there's a problem there to correct!!!
(And if they think we can't recognise Kame just from his short stubby arms and big fat leather bracelet, they're obviously underestimating us XD)
But the subject of l33tness is this:
Now, what is Jin staring at? If you think he's admiring the skill with which Junno and Ueda are applying their makeup, you are severely mistaken my friends.
He is, in fact, staring at his hat:
One of Jin's well-kept secrets is that he actually possesses X-ray vision, which he normally uses to drill holes through Nakamaru on CTKT, or Ueda during concert MCs (hint: in CTKT the seating arrangement is TUKNAT).
The problem with his hat is, he'll be needing it for that song where they all wear daggy normal clothes, whatever it is.
But he's in a Cold War with Kame, remember, so obviously he can't walk up and pick it off the table because they probably took out a restraining order against each other or something, considering how carefully far away they stay from each other, even though Kame goes and indecently assaults every other member.
So poor Jin is in a bind, because he needs his hat but can't get within 5 metres of Kame, and all he can do is stare intently at it in the hopes it will levitate towards him.
How Jin's hat came to be by Kame's elbow is completely a mystery, of course. It probably grew legs and walked there. I mean, why would two people who have not talked in 4 years put their things near each other, especially when they're sitting on the opposite ends of the table? It's illogical, it's irrational, and therefore against the laws of science and so magic must be involved.
The theory (not mine) is Jin was probably originally sitting on Kame's left side, and the photographer made him move just to shoot the picture. This would explain why Jin's the only one not actually doing anything at the makeup tables since he's not actually sitting with his stuff. Although it brings up the question why Kame's mirror is so close to the one on his left side.
I hail the person who picked the hat. I don't know who it is, unfortunately. I swear AKFs should all go become detectives Orz
Edit: Guys...I think you're focussing too much on the hat. The post was meant to be ironic. To me, the main AK-ness of this picture is that Jin is ogling Kame from four seats away, and Jin's hat being in a...shall I say, questionable place is meant to be a passing quirk. Now, spam me with comments of "No, he's perving on Ueda!" =D
Publishing 200000 copies or whatever of Jin laughing and leaning forward to talk to Kame...*gasp* *shock* *horror* How dare they destroy 5 years of Aka/Kame bitchassness so perfectly maintained that even Kimura thinks there's a problem there to correct!!!
(And if they think we can't recognise Kame just from his short stubby arms and big fat leather bracelet, they're obviously underestimating us XD)
But the subject of l33tness is this:
Now, what is Jin staring at? If you think he's admiring the skill with which Junno and Ueda are applying their makeup, you are severely mistaken my friends.
He is, in fact, staring at his hat:
One of Jin's well-kept secrets is that he actually possesses X-ray vision, which he normally uses to drill holes through Nakamaru on CTKT, or Ueda during concert MCs (hint: in CTKT the seating arrangement is TUKNAT).
The problem with his hat is, he'll be needing it for that song where they all wear daggy normal clothes, whatever it is.
But he's in a Cold War with Kame, remember, so obviously he can't walk up and pick it off the table because they probably took out a restraining order against each other or something, considering how carefully far away they stay from each other, even though Kame goes and indecently assaults every other member.
So poor Jin is in a bind, because he needs his hat but can't get within 5 metres of Kame, and all he can do is stare intently at it in the hopes it will levitate towards him.
How Jin's hat came to be by Kame's elbow is completely a mystery, of course. It probably grew legs and walked there. I mean, why would two people who have not talked in 4 years put their things near each other, especially when they're sitting on the opposite ends of the table? It's illogical, it's irrational, and therefore against the laws of science and so magic must be involved.
The theory (not mine) is Jin was probably originally sitting on Kame's left side, and the photographer made him move just to shoot the picture. This would explain why Jin's the only one not actually doing anything at the makeup tables since he's not actually sitting with his stuff. Although it brings up the question why Kame's mirror is so close to the one on his left side.
I hail the person who picked the hat. I don't know who it is, unfortunately. I swear AKFs should all go become detectives Orz
Edit: Guys...I think you're focussing too much on the hat. The post was meant to be ironic. To me, the main AK-ness of this picture is that Jin is ogling Kame from four seats away, and Jin's hat being in a...shall I say, questionable place is meant to be a passing quirk. Now, spam me with comments of "No, he's perving on Ueda!" =D
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Date: 2009-09-01 11:50 am (UTC)never realizes 'the hat' until u mentioned it.
meybi kame 'kidnapped' jin's thing so he cant messed up with him again XD
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Date: 2009-09-01 01:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 01:55 pm (UTC)srsly.
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Date: 2009-09-01 01:54 pm (UTC)Actually when I see this pic I just thought that Jin accidentally or innocently forget his hat there when he walking around (to touch an elbow to the man beside) then try to have a chance to crawl back there to get that hat (to touch the elbow once again XDD~ so that he can get a smack on his head simply cuz there's someone is annoyed XDD)
OK, I BETTER STOP!!!
YOU MADE MY DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Date: 2009-09-01 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 02:14 pm (UTC)WTH at the quite bitchy comments...I found this post hilarious and awesome. :D ♥no subject
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Date: 2009-09-01 02:23 pm (UTC)Loved the theory, it's so cute!
who said kazu-chan has short, stubby arms?!?xD;;
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Date: 2009-09-01 03:33 pm (UTC)Okay...he said he has short stubby fingers, not arms LOL
(Don't ask me when...probably 04 or something ~~;)
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Date: 2009-09-01 02:29 pm (UTC)but seeing another thing to ponder and akame fans beeing so keen really made my night awesome! for me its simple...jin sits there and ask to move away for the photo shoot! again....theyre are hurting our akame...huhu! please stop the restriction!!
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Date: 2009-09-01 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 09:38 pm (UTC)they're friend, and why they cant like tomapi or Ryouchi, or just simply like Ryopin, and ohmiya who's totaly show their gayness.
akame is friend too right? but why they have to act so different?
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Date: 2009-09-01 02:41 pm (UTC)For all akame fan, please dont believe Tokyo Sports bcz we know they always write lied story.
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Date: 2009-09-01 03:13 pm (UTC)Btw,I actually confused why some people thinking about that drama too much. You know Tokyo sport reputation, which is same as Friday,bubka,etc. And those tabloid used to spread about Akame bad terms since a long time ago anyway. Some of my friends even laughed at that because those things seems too impossible. Especially Jin must focus to promote bandage which aired in January.
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Date: 2009-09-01 03:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-01 03:19 pm (UTC)@____@
*dies*
i love the theory!!!
whoever made that should be given an award, great decudtive skills!!!
♥♥♥
but seriously?
lol
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Date: 2009-09-01 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 09:20 pm (UTC)XDDDDDD
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Date: 2009-09-01 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 04:12 pm (UTC)I really don't understand why some here bother to argue, when it's just FUN.
Better this than reading some lame fic. *dies*
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Date: 2009-09-01 05:10 pm (UTC)And yeah, the cap. Akame~
Thanx for sharing.
(This is from the photobook right??? I can't wait for mine!!!)
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Date: 2009-09-01 05:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 06:11 pm (UTC)LOOOOL!
Date: 2009-09-01 06:45 pm (UTC)"But he's in a Cold War with Kame." OMG, I'm all over the floor!
The hat "grew legs and walked there" Loooooool!
Words seem so insignificant now! I love your theory!!!!!
And I really do think that they made them sit away just for the picture, it's not the only picture that seem to be like that! Hate that!
Anyway, AKAME IS FOREVER no matter what they do or say, they'll never win against them!
Thank you so much for this, I'm going now, to read it again!
Bye! :D
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Date: 2009-09-01 06:47 pm (UTC)