[trans] myojo akakame mail oct 09

[mayoraasei]

SUB: Curling out...
Text: Pleased to meet you. Jin-kun and Kame-chan, hello! My hair is really curly and every morning, not matter how much I comb it, it immediately starts curling outwards. It's particularly bad when it's raining. Jin-kun and Kame-chan, how can I make my hair straight? Please teach me! Thank you in advance. From Mamii

A: Eh...
K: I don't straighten it
A: My hair actually curls out too
K: I actually make it into a perm
A: Just let it curl
K: But, well, I know how you feel

SUB: Man and woman
Text: Akanishi-kun, Kamenashi-kun, hello. I have a question...my friend has someone she likes and when she confessed, he said "I'm not interested in girls". Then when asked "What are you interested in?", he said "Guys".... If it's Kamenashi-kun and Akanishi-kun, what would you do? From Please Tell Us Your Name!!

K:
A:
K: That would be a pretty big shock ne~
A: Well, hmm, it can't be helped right?
K: But then~~ That's kind of good too, isn't it? The way he was being honest about it
A: It'll be goo~d if you become friends with that guy
K: That's..right Become friends
A: Then, see you next month
K: Sorry about how short it is this month


Okay, the second question is full of WTH.
1. Of all questions, this was the one that's chosen, out of the 2 slots that they could put.
2. The person didn't even leave a name! Is it even real??
3. "What would you do"? LOL. The wording is just weird given that the scenario is of a girl who confessed to a guy who replied that he's gay. It's not asking "what would you do if the girl you confessed to said that?", it went straight for "if it's you guys, what would you do?" Ummmmmmm......the chances of them having the personal experience of confessing to a guy who only likes guys is....................an unmentionable number. LOL!!
4. If this is a real case, you guys are so slack for laughing your heads off and not showing a shred of sympathy for the rejected girl =____=;;;;;;; Their entire answer is full of ...HRRRM.

Comments

[sun-ming.livejournal.com]

I will never stop being amused at how fans love to ask Akame for beauty tips lolol XDDDD ♥

And I love the emoticons they used in response to the second question though lol. What a question to ask them haha XDD ♥

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Hehe ^^; I just edited the post with my own thoughts about the second question.

It seems a bit too......tongue-in-cheek. Especially coming on the heels of the one that asked them if they wore power stones, which they hotly denied (liars).

[sun-ming.livejournal.com]

Rotfl!!! I wasn't even thinking that in-depth rotfl but I can see them not really being very sensitive and laughing XDDDD. However, the fact that they chose to answer this just makes it look even more wtf? XD

Ummmmmmm......the chances of them having the personal experience of confessing to a guy who only likes guys is....................an unmentionable number. LOL!!

Lolol I laughed so hard here XDDDD. Except the first time, I thought I read unmentionable as actually uncountable XDDDDDD *dead*

Power stones? O__o What are those?

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Welllllll~ unmentionable is a byword for "insert a number you like here" XDDDDDDDDDD

I thought the staff chose the letters for them? I don't think they'd choose it themselves actually...they probably don't have that much time to go through the mail.

The power stones are like birth stones and I think there's this whole pop culture thing about how different stones have different energies etc ==; All you need to do is to look at the jewellery Kame piles on himself to know he's lying about just wearing his own birthstone XDDD

[sun-ming.livejournal.com]

Lolol so unmentionable does equal uncountable XD haha~~~

Probably~~~! I really do love their staff/magazine editors. They really seem to love to put Akame together haha, and make them answer weird questions like that XD.

Ah... okay, now I know what you're talking about haha. Lolol I can really see Kame believing that different stones will give him different energies though XD.

[sabilhanson.livejournal.com]

OMG, can't stop laughing. Why they had the same kinda weird reaction to that question. i should be thankful for the one without the name who sent them that. It feels like 'akame got cornered'... -_-

Thanks for this <3

[kame09.livejournal.com]

The last mail was [.........]
HAHA~! I really laughed hard at the guy liking the same sex. OHOHOHO! :))
AKAME~! EXPERTS!?!?!?!? xDDD
Their reaction was like they were shot with rocket launchers at total boost, NONSTOP! *exaggerated*. LOLOLOL!

Anyways, THANK YOU!!! *hugs*
~j_k~

[ichigo-246.livejournal.com]

This is amusing, like really. XD

Thank you for sharing your translations. :)

[mystika387.livejournal.com]

haha the second one was pretty funny! thanks for sharing!

[solo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like the second one. It's about time the existence of gay people was acknowledged. Nice answer they gave, too. :-)

Thank you for translating!

[ecasolo.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Thank you!

[gangsta-paradis.livejournal.com]

hahahah akame got cornered!!XD
is it the staff tat choosing the mail for them?? if it does then myojo crew really a great akame fans XD XD!!

[kame-kiyumi.livejournal.com]

now now... why must the second question be chosen to be answered by them? XDD
their reactions are amusing though... thanks!

[pochnaden.livejournal.com]

The second mail was just LOLOLOLOL. :D:D:D It was like, "This is the question for them??? Of all???" HAHAHA. Thank you for all the translations. :D

[cmhuong.livejournal.com]

Thks for sharing. It's so funny how they address Jin as Jin-kun but Kame as Kame-chan lol. And the last question, agree that they took that question quite weirdly XDD.