The joy of fanfiction, again

I laugh with roar!!Ha Ha Ha Ha!said Draco.

Someone said they want to use this in everyday conversation. Join the club!!! *Grin* I laugh with roar!! HA HA HA HA!

All my friends are dead!said Harry.Voldemort appeared. Voldemort is my real father!said Malfoy.Then whos Luscis?said Harry.My step father!said Draco.

*Head desk*

"How? I mean, there's no record of Lily and James Potter of ever having another child." Hermione explained.
"Well, Mum and Dad had me on July 21st and they had Harry ten days later...."

*Buries head in biochem notes*

God, that was either a very long labour or a fricken short gestation.

They were Slytherins; cold, aloof, uncaring... just like the moon. They could not show emotions; the moon did not show emotions, the moon did not cry.

I bet it is now. Poor moon. *Pat pat*

(Gotta love babb-chronicles ^^)

PS: I don't want to sound like a prick about this, but is Scotland really a part of England? ==; Because historically, it emphatically was not. Given past animosities, it's probably not a good idea to say "Scotland's part of England" (ditto with Ireland and Wales and substituted in any order).

Procrastination technique #lost count

Never attempt to read one's own story (written in English) translated into Chinese by Babelfish *weeps*

Apparently, Earth was demolished in an explosion in chapter 1 =0=;;;;;;;;;;

Never use names that can be translated *weeps* Rowan's name has "flower" in it *weeps* Ash's name is "grey" *weeps*

Thank GOD Babelfish is too bloody stupid to translate Vivant. I'll kill them if they actually used "lively".

活蹦亂跳 *哭死*


...That's what I get for wasting time ==;;;;;;

我真是浪費時間的天才（二）

星之扉 / Hoshi no Tobira

擡頭看天空 悲傷的青藍
只能聽到像歌一樣的嘆息
溫柔的白色微光
被奪去了 風實現了
猶豫不決 我要決定
能感覺你的溫柔的身旁
轉開視線 如真實般刺入我的胸中
（這一行沒聽懂……喇叭不能開太大……好像是）繼續行走……去往
星之扉的另一邊

（上面的百分之八十九是猜測 *爆* 就當是為日文考試的復習吧 <--- 不負責任的復習方法）

miageru sora kanashimi no
aoi nageki no utana tada kikoeru
yasashii shiroi matataki
ubaisatta kaze kanatta
mikenai boku wa kimetai yo
kimi no nukumori soba ni kanjite
me wo sorasazu ni subete kono mune ni
sasaru shinjitsu naraba
aruite yukou ???????? sararete
hoshi no tobira no mukou wa

啊啊 頭疼