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"And my animal is a dragon." Jackie said.
"Right." Dumbledore said.
"What's mine?" Harry asked.
"Lightning." Dumbledore said.


*Sniggers*

She was screaming, Sirius's mother was screaming, the other portraits in the hall were screaming... it was very noisy.

At least it clears up that they weren't screaming noiselessly.

Severus made the male pregnancy potion...[which]...creates a womb and ovaries inside of me, but they have to be created from scratch with only some genetic material.

Oooh oooh! Someone trying to bring in logic to mpreg!!! So so where does the womb connect to? The (for mpreg-ficcers) all-purpose anus? Or does the potion include an aside of vagina and cervix? ......................I'm getting a really really disturbing image of a human with multiple sexual organs............................

I'd laugh if the side effects of pregnancy hormones made...whoever this guy was...have a permanent problem of enlarged breasts. (Pregnancy does make your breast epithelial cells differentiate fully, which is why everyone should have their first baby before the age of 29 to lower their chance of breast cancer. Yeah.)

(Or so the pathology textbook says.)

He was wearing a black suite with a red rose showing from the pocket of his suite jacket.

*Tries hard not to envision someone wearing a bathroom*

your my own god damn brother"i said almost shouting." im only brother by blood" he panted.

...........Only.............

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