After freaking out very briefly over Kame's random and totally unlikely comparison of the demise of KAT-TUN to One Piece...I have come to the following conclusions:
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....I am now completely at peace =3=
so apparently kame is saying "akanishi was being all princessy and wanted to do things his way, but the ship named KT can't stop sailing, so we're still together regardless of this person...whose departure did not change our bonds bcos he didnt MATTER" W00T
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so he was stressed out cos he was like "omg! if he left KT might split up" but one piece helped him realise that EVEN IF THAT USELESS PRINCESSY PERSON LEFT, KT WOULD STILL BE TOGETHER AND UNCHANGED AND MOVE TOWARDS THEIR DREAMS AND GOALS, faster now cos the ship's lighter in regard to losing dead weight
....I am now completely at peace =3=