wrong profession?

[mayoraasei]

This morning while I was walking happily under an overcast sky o'er fresh green lawns full of invisible pits and a road of loose pebble designed to permanently scar your BMW, two dogs, a large dark brown one and a smaller tan one, both the same breed...kinda like a lab but bigger and thicker in build, appeared on the other side of the road, sniffing around for...something.

As a car overtook me from behind, the two dogs stopped at the noise and looked up, then they came onto the road and waited for the car to pass.

And then they trotted over to me with very intent looks on their face, and I was like OMG I'm gonna get mauled! And I started walking really fast, and they stalked me and kept following me for half a street until I turned >0<

On Tuesday when we went to do a nursing home visit, one of the bulldogs they kept there kept hiding under the table when the doctor said hi to it, but after the doctor went away it sidled up to me and bumped against my knee...and hid under the table again when the doctor turned around XD

And on Sunday a random cat at someone's house we visited (not their cat, apparently) kept mewing loudly and rubbing its head against my leg and even put up with me pulling on its tail XDDDDDDDD (evil)

.....Conclusion of the story is, I should change profession and become a vet =3=v