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misconceptions
5 Mar 2007 10:20 pmOne, things stuck up anyone's anus are likely to come out with faecal material attached. Or at least thousands of commensal bacteria and fungi. Subsequently putting it in anyone's oral cavity will most likely cause digestive upset of the most unpleasant nature for said person.
Two, the only thing I learned from 3rd year pharmacology is this: paracetamol (panadol) is one of the most retarded yet popular methods of trying to commit suicide. All you give yourself is acute liver poisoning. Get drunk, pop about 20 pills in your mouth, and wake up 10 hours later with liver failure and get rushed to hospital, where you spend the next 3 days regretting your drunken brashness while your family tries to secure a new liver for you, the operation goes wrong and you die from a MRSA infection. Woe, the irony.
Try sleeping pills.
PS: On the other hand, be careful NOT to overdose on paracetamol, because it IS potentially lethal. The therapeutic dose is almost entirely (almost because in biological systems it is never 100%) harmless, but overdosing produces very toxic byproducts. Especially if you're an alcoholic.
Is anyone around Westmead on Mondays? ==; Crawled out of bed at 6:30 to get to Westmead Hospital at 9 for a 3 hour lecture.....I should go live at my uncle's house.....it would only be a 20 minute walk ==;;;;;;;
Two, the only thing I learned from 3rd year pharmacology is this: paracetamol (panadol) is one of the most retarded yet popular methods of trying to commit suicide. All you give yourself is acute liver poisoning. Get drunk, pop about 20 pills in your mouth, and wake up 10 hours later with liver failure and get rushed to hospital, where you spend the next 3 days regretting your drunken brashness while your family tries to secure a new liver for you, the operation goes wrong and you die from a MRSA infection. Woe, the irony.
Try sleeping pills.
PS: On the other hand, be careful NOT to overdose on paracetamol, because it IS potentially lethal. The therapeutic dose is almost entirely (almost because in biological systems it is never 100%) harmless, but overdosing produces very toxic byproducts. Especially if you're an alcoholic.
Is anyone around Westmead on Mondays? ==; Crawled out of bed at 6:30 to get to Westmead Hospital at 9 for a 3 hour lecture.....I should go live at my uncle's house.....it would only be a 20 minute walk ==;;;;;;;
