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mayoraasei) wrote2006-05-25 03:36 pm
mayoraasei) wrote2006-05-25 03:36 pm
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Reading fanfics again...
1. Some astrophysicist please tell me how many years Harry would take to reach a space station (say, stationed at the edge of the solar system, just to be kind...) if he was flying his Firebolt at 85 miles an hour >___>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I do not want to know how he plans on passing those years...like...food...and toiletries....
2. What on earth is "infuriated acid green" supposed to be? >__>; What shade on earth is "acid green" eyes?? (Which acid? >_>)
3. Goodness, it's bad enough that Remus becomes Reamus (do NOT do NOT do NOT read into that)...now Severus has become Severs >__>;;;
4. Hot, even in the context of sexy hot, still only has one t.
5. Hermione would sooner put a pox spell on Draco than to go with him to a pub ==;
6. =__=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; .......You know...in all of these mpregs...where the baby actually comes to term...and they give birth...and you get graphic details of...the person "pushing"...Where the F@*%&#?!?!? is the baby coming out of?!?! Did they think the uterus is connected to the anus?! (And it is more likely that the...person would break their pelvis and the baby would die within them than...ARGH ARGH ARGH MY BRAIN JUST DIED) ...And after they gave birth (NO NO NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE), they would most likely be dead. Not grinning.
7. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP USING THE EXPRESSION "HER LEGS WENT ON FOR MILES"?!?!?!!? Where did this trend start?!?!?!? What the hell does that mean?!?!?!??!?!?! The only reaction people would give to a person whose legs went on for miles is "WHAT A BLOODY FREAK".
8. Hmm, although I have to admit, some of the fic lines that get sporked might just be the sporker's over-reaction. The lines may be very poetic, evoking a lot of romantic imagery, but that's not really a flaw. Especially if the line is spoken to flatter.
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I am pissed off at Host Club 8.
2. What on earth is "infuriated acid green" supposed to be? >__>; What shade on earth is "acid green" eyes?? (Which acid? >_>)
3. Goodness, it's bad enough that Remus becomes Reamus (do NOT do NOT do NOT read into that)...now Severus has become Severs >__>;;;
4. Hot, even in the context of sexy hot, still only has one t.
5. Hermione would sooner put a pox spell on Draco than to go with him to a pub ==;
6. =__=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; .......You know...in all of these mpregs...where the baby actually comes to term...and they give birth...and you get graphic details of...the person "pushing"...Where the F@*%&#?!?!? is the baby coming out of?!?! Did they think the uterus is connected to the anus?! (And it is more likely that the...person would break their pelvis and the baby would die within them than...ARGH ARGH ARGH MY BRAIN JUST DIED) ...And after they gave birth (NO NO NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE), they would most likely be dead. Not grinning.
7. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP USING THE EXPRESSION "HER LEGS WENT ON FOR MILES"?!?!?!!? Where did this trend start?!?!?!? What the hell does that mean?!?!?!??!?!?! The only reaction people would give to a person whose legs went on for miles is "WHAT A BLOODY FREAK".
8. Hmm, although I have to admit, some of the fic lines that get sporked might just be the sporker's over-reaction. The lines may be very poetic, evoking a lot of romantic imagery, but that's not really a flaw. Especially if the line is spoken to flatter.
I am pissed off at Host Club 8.
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"You know, to be really honest, I find immense amusement from reading these things"
lol, that's the same reason I find watching today tonight and commercials amusing :D!
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