on fanfics

[mayoraasei]

Since when is the word "crest" synonymous with chest? ==; It's not an euphemism for breasts ==; On the other hand, one should never write in the narration "she had ample boobs".


========= I am a divider =========

A student of USyd must try the hot dogs some time in their life. It is of excellent quality, almost as good as the Ankh-Morpork ones, in fact. It is, unfortunately, inferior in that the bread is soft, and the colour of the sausages is pink. It does, however, have the unexplainable crunchy bits and the consistency of "you don't want to know what/whose meat is in there" just approximately perfect. Eating it has all the joy of "bite, swallow, don't ask questions". Highly recommended.

(LOL)

(The bread is very soft and fresh, and it probably isn't as bad as I make it sound.)

Comments

[meissa.livejournal.com]

Nice description of hotdogs. *awe*

Ample...boobs? *giggles* I usually just stick in "shapely" or some other, longer description. (I don't worry about it too much, since a number of my characters are flat as boards.)

[siu.livejournal.com]

Hmm... then I must try it before the end of this year then. ^^;

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

isn't hest a euphemism for chest? (or maybe I'm mistaken.. ;D)

============ I too am a divider ============

I find usyd hotdogs are ok if you put a lot of tomato sauce on them. and mustard. and bbq sauce. and if you're feeling particularly suicidal, chilli sauce too. I usually put all but the chilli sauce on them, actually.

(do you mean those "boss hog" hot dogs, or the ones from donut king (not that there's much difference though)?)

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

Erm, it's the Carslaw/Fisher food stand hotdogs? >_>

[jezjezjezza.livejournal.com]

yeah those; those are very remarkable hotdogs

[luna-rainbow.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone eats Ankh-Morpork sausages out of choice.