OMG I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME CURIOUS AND NOW I'M SCREAMING OMFG ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME AT THE COMMENTS.

It depresses me when my football team loses. It normally lasts 5 minutes and is dissipated by a loud expletive, but I wouldn't be suprised to find it in the manual. Because many of the "disorders' in the manual are that ridiculous.

All it takes for a "disorder" to get in is for some psychiatrist to write a paper about a patient who gets sad when he hears a sad song, and then they vote to include it. Presto, you've got sadsongphobia and need a lifetime supply of Prozac.

And they even admit they don't know how antidepressants work, don't consider the significant side effects or the fact that most of them are fractionally better than placebo, some less effective.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???

WHOSE BUTTHOLE DID YOU PULL THAT OUT OF????

DSM NEVER DEFINED DEPRESSION AS "5 MINUTES OF DOWN TIME AFTER FOOTBALL TEAM LOSES".

GO AND READ THE BLOODY MANUAL BEFORE YOU DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.

/end capslock abuse